IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on